aeroplane food
1. something the airlines use as an excuse to charge you more.
2. a plastic container with words like ‘chicken and rice’, or ‘cottage pie’ printed on the lid, but which contains nothing that could be mistaken for these things.
3. a potent diarrhetic and/or poison. with this feature, aeroplane food was a key weapon during the cold war.
p-ssenger: “oh stewardess, there’s a rat in my aeroplane food!”
flight stewardess: “no sir, that is your aeroplane food.”
ba, boac and cathay pacific all serve ‘aeroplane food’.
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