aesshoel
1) a misspelling of -sshole
or
2) saying “-sshole” in a joking manner
1
person: ugh, (name) is such an aesshoel!
person: i meant *-sshole, sorry..
2
a wattpad commenter: aesshoel, i will kick your face
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