African Elephant Tusks
when you are getting some h-lla good head and your about to c-m, you grab the chicks ears and yank her head closer when you c-m the j-zz comes out of the sides of her mouth like elephant tusks.
-yeah this b-tch is gonna be crazy like an elephant after this so watch your c-ck!-
george: d-mn i had a close call last night…
adam: what happened?
george: i gave a girl some african elephant tusks last night and the b-tch went crazy! i’m lucky i still got my “purple headed yogurt slinger”!
adam: dude next time try a “one eyed panda”
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