afterjog
the event that takes place after a jog. whichever event it may be, sitting on a curb, walking around, or eating a yummy sandwich. one may only attend an afterjog if he/she attended the jog, or it is not technically an afterjog.
afterjog was a word made up by a teenage boy named peter when he was cross about not being invited to “hang out” at someone’s house. the event took place after a jog he was not invited on because he is slow…like…really…slow. he asked, “…why wasn’t i invited to the afterjog?”
we laughed and made this a thing
the end.
🙂
“why wasn’t i invited to the afterjog?” ~peter
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