AFU
short for “all f-cked up”. meaning usually some thing or situation that is messed up, broken, disorganized, or failed.
we can’t take my car, i got in a wreck and it’s afu.
after the earthquake the subway was afu.
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means “almost f-cked up”
bob almost had a car crash
bob: “afu!”
all f-cked up
the directions for this project won’t work; they’re a.f.u.
“all f-cked up”. when something has been totally messed up. also see snafu
“after breaking his wrist, his pool game is a f u”
alt.folklore.urban, the parent site of snopes and a canonical place to check bogus internet stories.
dude, obama did not just sell the moon to china. you should check that sh-t on afu before you forward it, eh?
abbreviation; as f-ck
it’s cold afu -translation- it is cold as f-ck
short for “anything for you”
first person: thank you very much!
second person: afy
firt person: how sweet
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