short for “all f-cked up”. meaning usually some thing or situation that is messed up, broken, disorganized, or failed.
we can’t take my car, i got in a wreck and it’s afu.
after the earthquake the subway was afu.
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means “almost f-cked up”
bob almost had a car crash
all f-cked up
the directions for this project won’t work; they’re a.f.u.
“all f-cked up”. when something has been totally messed up. also see snafu
“after breaking his wrist, his pool game is a f u”
alt.folklore.urban, the parent site of snopes and a canonical place to check bogus internet stories.
dude, obama did not just sell the moon to china. you should check that sh-t on afu before you forward it, eh?
abbreviation; as f-ck
it’s cold afu -translation- it is cold as f-ck
short for “anything for you”
first person: thank you very much!
second person: afy
firt person: how sweet
any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol. 1. “hey man, that party was sick last night, but i can’t figure out how we made so much cash? we only charged a few bucks at the door?” “i don’t know, talk to jimmy, he figured it […]
- almost rape
when some creepy guy almost sticks it in your b-tt, but by some divine intervention your mom runs out into the backyard just in time to save your precious -ssholes virginity. i know a guy named miles who got almost raped.
- Alternative Comedy
comedy that is popular amongst students. sometimes is very avant-garde and ususally not funny at all. cr-p comedian “is it me, or do all pensioners stink of p-ss?” student louts “ha!!!!! he’s so funny!!” “now that’s alternative comedy at it’s finest!” normal person “jesus christ”
to see life anew, to feel rejuvinated, to see life again as the sun broke through the hemisphere, the sight of him ambrosened me.
- american mudpie
when a couple is performing -n-l s-x and the female defecates on the males p-n-s. afterword the woman performs oral s-x on the males sh-t covered d-ck. you know mary, we did an american mudpie. it was wierd but satisfying at the same time