aggressive chivalry


a traditionally gentlemanly gesture performed in the most masculine, over-the-top manner possible, as to draw attention to the gesture’s chivalrous nature.
-man pushes girl out of the way to open the door for her-

man: “you’ll have to forgive my aggressive chivalry”

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