Aids Bagels


a bagel, donut or other similar baked product that has been used for s-xual purposes by a male. even ye olde loaf of bread can be made into an aids bagel.
neptuneman675 : dude, i just f-cked a loaf of bread.
jhirojihzo : zomg, dude, stop f-cking making aids bagels.

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