a bis-xual beardy old man who loves peanuts.
you’re such an ainaa why are you such an ainaa??!!!!!!
- Alaskan Sex Kitten
partic-p-nts must not “landscape” before the event to get the full experience and must occur during the full moon after a fresh snow fall. 1. attire must consist of your homeliest jacket 2. while wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s). 3. turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel […]
the fake drug used by minneapolis based search inst-tute in the study: “inst-tute profiles of student life: att-tudes and behaviors,” used to rule out fakers on the study… how many times in the past month have you used alawan: 0 1-3 4-10 11-20 21+
a beautiful girl with a beautiful and unique name, honest and gentle, but she can also be aggressive. she likes to make random noises. she has eyes that sparkle under the light and sometimes change color but are usually green. she loves chocolate. she rarely feels fear, she has rosy cheeks and always seems to […]
- All Along the Watchtower
greatest rock song of all time. it was orginally written by bob dylan, but the famous (and best) version is the one performed by the jimi hendrix experience, which contains an absolutely mind-blowing guitar solo which is widely regarded as one of the best of all time. “d-mn, man. that all along the watchtower song…wow.” […]
1. the realization that no matter how many antihistamines you ingest, you will still be sniffling, sneezing, itching, and eye watering your way through your day – most likely with the added side effects of hyper-activity or sudden-onset narcolepsy from the drugs you’ve just taken. 2. the state of cognitive dysfunction one reaches during the […]