ain’tglish
ain’t·glish
/aynt(ɡ)lish/
(noun). the result when mobile phone spell-checker technology (“auto correct”) changes an intended word or acronym typed in a text or email message, into an unintended word or acronym, often resulting in an embarr-ssing or completely incorrect message.
(action). users who discover ain’tglish has occurred often send a subsequent message using asterisks before and after the incorrectly auto-corrected word.
“the man who invented auto-correct has died… may he restaurant in peace.” (-rest-)
“the smarter my phone gets, the worse my ain’tglish becomes!”
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