Air Boner
a bulge in the pants that looks like a b-n-r. it is usually caused by the pants’ material bunching up. this is similar to a phoner but it is just air inside the pants instead of a phone. this is also the same thing as a foner.
guy 1: “why is everybody giving me weird looks today?”
guy 2: “probably because of what’s happening down there.”
guy 1: “oh, that’s just an air b-n-r.”
a b-n-r you get in the air
shortened term for airplane b-n-r
dude we were half a mile over the ocean when i got an airb-n-r.
a definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or b-ssoon. someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or b-ssoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!
i just made an air b-n-r with my b-ssoon and everybody laughed!
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