akers


g-d like figure.
a word used to describe females who appear attractive from from far away but are notably unnattractive when they are near. (looks good from 50)

the word is derived from the eagles place kicker david akers who is known for kicking long field goals.

it’s a philly thing…
“what do you think of that girl?”

“she’s an akers”
the most amazing teacher in the entire world. always caring and loving and happy. makes students feel like what they have to say is important.
everyone has a teacher like an akers

“my favourite teacher is like akers.”
dumpy geek.doesn’t know what contraception is for(or how to use it).maybe it keeps falling off? (due to inverted p-n-s)good at catching floppy disk with his teeth(well, forehead.)
rather strange looking species who holiday’s in peterhead, when not collecting money with young male cadets!
gay brummy sc-m!

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