the technical name for having s-x with a person of ample proportions and not being able to find the intended hole, so in the end you just settle for the largest fat fold you can find and c-m all over it, making it look like the sticky c-m glaze that you see on a cinnabon or krispy kreme donut.
even though i was railing margie from behind last night, i couldn’t find her p-ssy hole because she was so fat, so i just came all over one of her big marsupial like fat folds instead, giving her an akron cinnamon bun.
- nuclear war
a game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea. why were you taking so long in the bathroom? i was having a nuclear war. i won. d-mn good job. a hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that: […]
- sk*nk swoop
when a single woman lets a married/taken man bleed his heart out about all the things he is not getting at home. then waits for his weakest point and swoops in and offers up a s-xual act. my husband and i have been having a rough time, i caught him talking to another girl online […]
- cl*ssic steve
to do a cl-ssic steve is when someone (usually male) goes away from any work he/she has to do. they usually retreat to; a bed, the toilet, the shower, or they just leave the area. “no, no don’t leave… i can’t believe he is doing a cl-ssic steve”
- truck stop sh*t
the loud noise of belt buckles clanking together in a feverioush manner, with antic-p-tion of opening in order to destroy the porcelain toilet bowl with a persons brown bad special. dude that guy just droppped off a truck stop sh-t ! i thought his belt cut through his jeans and if not his t-rd did […]
that b-tch next door hey maier