Al Sharpton’s Disorder
a speech disorder named after the baptist minister alfred charles “al” sharpton, jr. individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispr-nounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumb-ss when talking. sufferers of this disorder are also pr-ne to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.
the following are examples of al sharpton’s disorder:
r-ct-m – i had two cadillac’s, but my b-tch r-ct-m both.
disappointment – my parole officer tol’ me if i miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
dictate – my girlfriend say my dictate good.
fortify – i axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”
“all that inside dirty that the irs i i is doing that she needed to defeat them” -al sharpton quote
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