alabama backscratcher

when your girl is at the bottom of a very tall tree, spread eagle, waiting on you.
you climb to the top of the tree, naked. jump off with your back facing the tree. as you’re free-falling, you’re jacking off and as your d-ck enters your girl you -j-c-l-t- and then plummet to your death.
yo, did you hear about that guy jumping outta that tree?
yeah man, didn’t he give his girl the ol’ alabama backscratcher?

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