alabama bang bus
when a bunch of southern-hick-f-cking-cousin-f-ckers steal a bus and proceed to have a m-ssive orgy.
cletus: “hey, what you’s doin’ this weekend?”
jimmy: “we’s gonna make an alabama bang bus!”
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