Alabama blonde


– a girl who has blonde hair on her head–usually that’s bleached that color–and brown or otherwise darker hair on her p-ssy
cheerleader from alabama – “my name is melissa, and i’m a alabama blonde. i bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and vasalined teeth. n-body knows it’s not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink vanilla vodka. the hair on my p-ssy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it’s really just dark brown. i’m an alabama blonde.

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