Alabama Breakfast


when she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a bl-wj-b on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.
girl 1: i’d rather have an alabama breakfast then a dry bagel.
girl 2: me too, i had an alabama breakfast yesterday. the key is to get the “cream cheese” in the freezer for a few minutes.
girl 1: great idea. the warm “cream cheese” always throws me off.

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