hes quick, he’s strong, he’s handsome!
alabama man was on southpark the other night!
one who lacks manners and common courtesy. usually somone who drinks heavily and uses profane language. in certain cases this person could be a wife beater or child abuser. commonly nick-named “retro.” prefers busch beer and bowling to spending time with family members.
d-mnit derek’s dad is such an alabama man!
he’s quick he’s strong he’s active, alabama man
look out for that alabama man, he’s trashed riding a scooter down the side walk
a person who wears wifebeaters all the time and is actually from alabama. you know your an alabama man if you wear wifebeaters,carry a shotgun, and your from alabama. your also an alabama man if you pr-nounce naked like necked and also if you pr-nounce water like wooder
south park creators who created alabama man
3> trailer park trash
4> a lazy idiot
5> a drunk
not a generalisation… definition based on conversations with a alabama man.
- jarvis probe
any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality “dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart – what a jarvis probe.” “agent k banged that girl without a condom. what a jarvis probe!” “i should have gone to med school – there are just too many jarvis probes in […]
- Jarvis Harvest
a term describing the burning, itching, flaking, oozing or any other sensation you experience after barebacking a jarvis street wh-r-. “i can’t stop scratching my ball sack. i caugh a mean case of jarvis harvest from that f-cking wh-r-.”
to be tricked or ripped off by a woman, after being given a false story. this especially applies to hookers. that hooker told me that she had to go get more of her own condoms, and never came back with my money. i just got jarvised!
what you say after you call someone a n—– ohh, i am sorry for calling you that, i was just jarshin
to slap someone multiple times in rapid succession. commonly used by slapping the upper chest and then the lower stomach. alternate in a quick manner so they cant block your attack. also can be used as a verb for beating someone up. yesterday, i flangled dan because he called me a f-g. to be really […]