Alabama Sparkle Sandwich
an alabama sparkle sandwich is a sensuous act that involves one person f-cking another person’s -ss to oblivion, then pouring pop rocks into the gaping r-ct-m. after that, they eat out the -sshole and try to get as many of the pop rocks’ tingly mouth -rg-sms as they can.
brett: hey man, let’s go over to laura’s house.
ryan: man that b-tch always be trippin’
brett: yeah but i hear the girls are serving up some alabama sparkle sandwiches over there…
ryan: ohhh n-gg- h-llllss yeah!!
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