alabama state of mind
waiting in line at walmart, hiked up on on ephedrine, purchasing more ephedrine for your girlfriend’s weight loss ambitions and eyeballing a fine little philly walking past your eyeb-lls hoping your girlfriend’s body is as fine as hers… turns out it’s your sister.
the walmart cashier notices a sweaty, angst-ridden man ogling a woman. cashier: “that’ll be $16.37 for your … (cashier puts up her hands and makes air quotes) … sinus medicine.” the angst-ridden man continues to visually have s-x with the woman. the woman turns around and sees the angst-ridden man. woman: “hi marco, where’s mom is she waiting on the car? cashier: ” whoo-wee, that’s some sh-t! marco you checked out that -ss like it’s p-ssing out five dollar ebt cards, you in a alabama state of mind!
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