Alan Heath

(1). a microp-n-s
(2). bad laugh
(3). love for trucks
(4). a h-m-s-xual
(5). lack of knowledge
(6). incompetent to normal logic
“i would never have s-x with you, not with an alan heath”
“your an alan heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad”
“stop acting like an alan heath, think normal dude”

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