when you take off your pants before doing a b-tt flop/ cannonball into a pool.
hey clinton, watch me do a enema flop into your pool!!!
- shart house
a restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely sh-t your pants after eating. “shart houses,” usually refer to “short order,” restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so […]
the love of nipples. paul is a nipplephiliac.
- Craft store discount
when a person -j-c-l-t-s onto another and then dumps glitter onto them he said he wanted a glitter beard, so i gave him a craft store discount
when a man puts his p-n-s into a woman’s mouth and pulls it out on her cheek, sometimes causing a popping sound. yo i pulled off so many excavators on this girl last night it was awesome. a tracked machine with a arm attachment used to dig below the surface. used often in construction and […]
- Cold booty
when you sit on wet gr-ss all night and got yourslef self a cold booty oh dang son i just got myself some cold booty