Alarm Monkey
a worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm’s. a thing that a child could do. a gravy train sort of job.
security guard: “the alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?”
alarm monkey: “it’s 2am in the morning!”
security guard: “we don’t care! we found your name under alarm monkey, now fix it ….”
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