Alaskan Beaver Tale
the act of sh-tting in females mouth, then j-zzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.
guy 1: what did you and jenny do last night?
guy 2: we were so wasted i got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
guy 1: gross dude,
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