Alaskan jack hammer


when a girl is on one side of a room with her legs spread and a guy on the other side of the room, takes aim, and runs.
sarah palin loves the alaskan jack hammer
when performing s-x the female lays spread eagle on s-xual platform, and them male stands(p-n-s erect) approximately 5m away from the spreading female, then the male proceeds to sprint in attempts to connect the p-n-s and v-g-n-. often used in alaska and other northern territories
george:dude! you totally alaskan jackhammered that lil slu’!!!

big red:h-lls yeah! but my p-n-s is broken now…:(

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