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a s-xual position in which one male pleasures four others by giving a bl-w j-b, taking it in the b-tt, and giving two hand jobs simultanesously, hence the flapping motion of said bird.
hey andrew call up a couple of your mates and lets have an albatross session.
a metaphor for a dead weight or burden that one must carry, especially when the burden is not a literal one but a stigma of some kind that one cannot easily discard or throw off. the name comes from a story about a sailor who killed an albatross that was following his ship, an act thought to bring bad luck upon the ship. his fellow sailors made him wear the dead albatross around his neck as penance to ward off the bad luck.
joe: i have wonderful news! i finally got laid last night!

jim: congrats, man! doesn’t it feel good to not have that albatross around your neck any more?
1) a large bird that is said to give bad luck to sailors.
2) anything or anyone which is seen as an omen of bad fortune.
2) the oldest pub in berkley, california.
at length did cross an albatross:
thorough the fog it came;
as if it had been a christian soul,
we hailed it in g-d’s name.

it ate the food it ne’er had eat,
and round and round it flew.
the ice did split with a thunder-fit;
the helmsman steered us through!

and a good south wind sprung up behind;
the albatross did follow,
and every day, for food or play,
came to the mariners’ hollo!

in mist or cloud, on mast or shroud,
it perched for vespers nine;
whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white,
glimmered the white moon-shine.

“g-d save thee, ancient mariner!
from the fiends, that plague thee thus!–
why look’st thou so?”–with my cross-bow
i shot the albatross.

-the rime of the ancient mariner
1) golf term, putting the ball into the hole 3 strokes under par.

2) a type of bird. said to bring bad luck to anyone who shoots it.
1) alright! albatross!
four strikes in row whilst bowling.
dude!! you bowled an albatross!
a large ‘seagull like’ bird, usually found in and around areias village hotel, albufeira, portugal joining in on hen do’s.

likes eating left over chips and drinks from the pool.

will answer to alby or albert and has just one friend in life – antonia ‘the albatross lover’ philip.

commonly mistaken with a seagull – but he is clearly an albatross – only a fool would think otherwise.
oh look at that bird, ahhh its an albatross, no its a seagull – no it is an albatross – seriously – thats alby – the albatross!!
being stabbed
he got f-cking albatrossed.

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