Alberta Lane Change
switching rapidly across three lanes of traffic without checking your blind-spot or signalling.
normally practised in alberta by mulleted folk in pick-up trucks listening to billy-ray cyrus.
person 1 “did you see that guy cut me up!!
person 2 “he just pulled the old alberta lane change on you”
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