/ah-thohr-uhtah/ n. an aggressive and “cool” form of self-proclaimed authority. coined by the character eric cartman from the television series south park to express his delusions of grandeur.
respect my authorita!
self-arrogated power, most often used for its own sake. authority gained for the specific purpose of abusing it. as noted elsewhere, coined and used most often by eric cartman, whom no sane adult or child would put in charge of even the most frivolous thing (see “authoritah”).
stan: oh no, nothing’s worse than cartman with authorita!
- a flameing duge
when a person bends into a pretzle like shape inorder to give them selves oral s-x. guy 1″i heard kris can give himself a flameing duge” kris”you bet i can”
- grandpa goo
a hair gel commonly used by grandpas. often their grandsons comment on how good their hair looks. it is often sold in jars with ed crankshaft’s picture on them. he has been known to use it. nelson: (let’s out a big wolf whistle) whoah, boy! you’re getting all gussied up. what’s going on? ed: i’m […]
- grandpa burger
a burger served at a&w made out of senior citizens. originated in germany during world war 2 when a german field marshall suggested that the cooks serve dead seniors to the prisoners to keep them alive. hey! this grandpa burger is good!
- the ultimate orgy
a cartoon on newgrounds – one which parodies the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny). it is vile, yet has an odd, humorous appeal. i advise you don’t watch it, though if you do, you’ll bust your -ss laughing. consider yourself warned. full t-tle: the ultimate orgy of h-m-s-xuality. old g-dzilla was f-ck-ng around tokyo city […]
- grandpa driver
any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. however, it is […]