Albion College

a small liberal arts college in an itty-bitty, teensy-weensy town in the middle of michigan.

the students find creative uses for their time. activities include: athletics, studying, practicing, procrastinating, “socializing”, socializing, greek life, and facebooking.

cl-ss sizes are small. course content is challenging. there’s a rock and some squirrels.
albion college is a college.
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a midwestern inst-tution built around academic superiority. at albion everyone is treated with cl-ss and the utmost respect. blah blah blah what really goes down at albion you ask? raging alcoholics, drug dealers, academic dishonesty, shady professors, sketchy administration, ugly -ss hoes, money sucking residence life, high school drop out campus safety officers, lame frat parties, sh-tty caf food, dumb sorority girls, ghetto people in general, dorm life until you’re basically graduated, and last but not least a degree from a pos liberal arts school! lo triumpe b-tches.
“the albion college advantage isn’t adding two on the ten scale for females, it’s getting black out enough so you forget what they look like when you wake up”

“judith rules”
a sh-t hole liberal arts college in the middle of nowhere michigan aka albion. the surrounding city is a ghetto. the school itself is full of drunk pot heads who think they’re the sh-t cause mom and pop foot the bill for everything, including their half–ssed albion “education”. you literally pay for your degree at this “liberal arts college”. the administration wants to beef up the sports program, but fails to remind themselves that they’re a division 3 school. the majority of the students (besides being white) are from grosse pointe, mi…and it shows.

and always remember when choosing a frat for a party: no delt after dark!
banner: ‘albion college: always thinking.’

student: “more like – albion college, alway drinking.”

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