Alcoshit
the first sh-t you do after a night out of heavy drinking. it’s one killer sh-t.
-stomach growls-
ben: amy needs an alcosh-t
the condition that accompanies a hangover after a night out – the need to poo due to excessive alcohol consumption
a: how was last night?
b: yeh, it was sick but i’ve got major alcosh-ts today.
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