aldred
a person who needs jesus in his life. someone who is confused about what love really means. a person who has been lied to and has a sick mind. someone who thinks that he is good and does good deeds in the light but plays with the devil at night. extremely persuasive and brilliant in fooling the ones around him. but he’s he the fool, because he ends up losing all the people he ever loved.
i’m so good at being fake that i even believe myself . i’m pulling an aldred.
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