a natural born leader. tends to be known as conceded and vain due to the uniqueness of his name and att-tude towards life & relationships. a social person, and often hides greater, darker feelings within himself with a smile or whom someone he may trust.
have u seen alenz recently?
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a person who acts cool when he’s not cool at all. gabriel is such a f-ckfice, no wonder he has no friends.
- cleaning the shelf under the register
when you clean under a mans b-lls with your tongue. what is that? ohhhhh!!! when i was cleaning the shelf under the register
the gaining of access to tapas by any means necessary, at times in an unauthorized manner for the purpose of unbridled culinary enjoyment. typically involves the identification of vulnerabilities in, and compromising of several fine establishments during a course of a single mealtime. when i’m tapashacking, i tend to exploit those more drunk than me. […]
when your dad trys to run your life even though he is a billion years old and you are perfectly fine. i’m trying to push you into doing something so you don’t live in my bas-m-nt forever, i guess that makes me helpfulevil.
- poon spittoon
while b-lls deep in s-xual interco-rs-, with a chew (tobacco) in your lip, one spits the tobacco juice into the action zone for added nicotine pleasure with a side of lube. “i totally gave some chick from the bar a good old poon spittoon last night!”