alesio
usually the best dressed guy in the room, his taste for clothing is unmatched. some of his favorite brands and designers are supreme, pyrex, bathing ape and fog. as you can see he is a complete hype beast loser. he also works out everyday but cant seem to get rid of his puny biceps, he also likes skipping leg day. his favorite hobbies include hanging with the boys, getting turnt, and piping b-tches, aka trisha.
alesio: “ciao bella, come stai”
thot: “oh alesio you have such a way with words”
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