alexis ashley is another word for a beautiful, smart, funny, sweet yet not perky girl. she isn’t usually ‘popular’, but she isn’t a ‘loser’. she is what you would call ‘normal’. friends with basically everyone. if you ever come to find an alexis ashley, don’t you ever ever ever let her go. all of these characteristics wrapped together in one girl is an extremely rare find and are considered to be lucky to any guy who finds her.
noah: man, i started talking to this beautiful girl at the coffee shop the other day. she was the total package; smart, funny, sweet. it was amazing.
kyle: dude, sounds like you found yourself an alexis ashley. you better not lose her, alexis ashley’s are really hard to get.
- Annie May
a shy girl that hopes senpai will notice her someday. senpai: annie may… i have something important to tell you… i love you. annie: b-baka senpai! if you keep talking to me like that, i’ll… kyaa! a b-st-rdization of the word anime invented by encyclopedia dramatica imma bouta go watch sum annie may
a parent who has lost a child. origin: a morphed conjugate of the gender neutralized prefix for parentage “atri-” (from patri- or matri-), and the word orphan, which comes from the latin word orbus meaning “deprived of a parent or child.” see also: widow person: are you a parent? atrophan: i used to be, now […]
baebola is a highly contagious, less harmful variant of ebola that you contract when you’re intimate with your sick bae in an attempt to make them feel better. slept at erin’s last night because she wasn’t feeling too well and now i have baebola. worth it.
- banked game
when you are in a professional situation and can’t spit game at the ladies, you acc-mulate the game to be used at a later time. kevin couldn’t give out his number while recruiting at mit so he decided to use his banked game trying to pair program with her.
- Bar room fine
\’bar-rum-fine\ adjective : a person that may have been fit and/or more attractive in their younger days. a decade ago, they were nearly, next top model. they may have partied or bar hopped a lot in those days, as well. the night life has turned their hour gl-ss shape, into a grandfather clock or upside […]