alfian



once thought to be a transvest-te, an alfian is a male? honestly no one knows. but according to j-panese folklore, alfian has the appearance of a shriveled old woman. some of her more prominent features include having wild-looking hair, oversized mouth, and eyelashes as long as her hair. alfian appears on every 8th day of the week at exactly 1:69 am in the house of those who have sinned. those who have seen alfian are either left scarred for life or their souls consumed.
javier: omg aisyah!
leonard: no you idiot thats an alfian fk we need to run!
alfian: -incomprehensible noise- ahsggshssv
leonard: tell my mom i love her.

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