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• Nut Crumper

  1. a person or persons who make your life more difficult by overworking you. this person usually has authority or seniority over you and is always busting your b-lls to make you do things. 2. a breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly. 1. my dad yelled at me […]

• dricate

  the act of checking a person’s genitalia for diseases prior to intercourse. always dricate a prost-tute

• oogenesis

  a way of describing something as very good “ah thats bare oogenesis blud!” person 1 : “hey mate what do you think of my new trackies? person 2: “”ah there bare oogenesis blud!”

• Safety Wank

  the act of masturbating before a night out. the safety w-nk is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out ‘with the boys’ when surrounded by females. friend 1: “you on the pull tonight?” friend 2: “you had your safety w-nk yet then?” friend 1: “what’s a safety w-nk?” freind 2: “you know.. […]

• ticklefish

  an affectionate, albeit offensive, slang for the female genitalia. it refers to the top sensory characteristics of the v-g-n-. i’ll have the filet mignon with the garlic potatoes please. oh and could you bring a side of the albino ticklefish for an appetizer? 1 more definition a “ticklefish” is also known as a p-ssy. it […]

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