Nut Crumper
1. a person or persons who make your life more difficult by overworking you. this person usually has authority or seniority over you and is always busting your b-lls to make you do things.
2. a breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly.
1. my dad yelled at me all day to finish my school project so i think he is such a nut crumper.
2. did you see that man doing the nut crumper dance, waving his arms towards his b-lls looking like he was masturbating with both hands?
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