Alin
descendant of the great t-tan atlas. founder of stalinskaya vodka. hung like a horse. loves to smoke ganja and is an all around g.
man… let’s do something cool! you feel like pulling an alin?
alin descents from the famous dictator stalin, but is more closely related to an “alin” which is the reproductive organ of a female jelly-fish. these deep-sea jellyfishes live in the mariana trench, relating in a poor development of eye-sight, and weird torture fetishes. alin is consider in the same family of animals as smurfs, goblins and sea-horses, and are considered to be weak, and incapable of defending itself.
characteristics of an alin:
– pale white skin.
– a deep voice, that makes you feel like cutting the “alin”’ throat.
– a obsession of telling bad jokes.
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