allaray is a beautiful woman with a story to tell. she has hidden secrets few know. she is loving and kind but fiery. she stands strong for what she believes in and doesn’t take no sh-t no one. she likes to help others in need and will be there for people who ask for her help. never try to insult allaray because you will soon see the quick tongue she has and you will come away with whiplash.
she is so allaray
- Amy Schumer
born 1981, nyc(?), amy schumer, not to be confused with the other blonde comic amy on the horizon, amy poehler, is a cute but filfthy, and very funny comic on comedy central, both on her own no-laugh track-or-live-audience sketch funny show, “inside amy schumer” (get your mind outta the gutter with that t-tle, even with […]
- assyrian car wash
when you take an epic, unwipeable dump. all avenues to a clean b-tthole have failed. go straight to shower and do not p-ss go, i ate of bunch of bosnian food last night. had to take an -ssyrian car wash this morning.
- Back Door Handy
threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her -ss that was a stellar back door handy melissa, next time though let’s not do it on the bus
someone who’s the #1 bae and is absolutely perfect baeperfectbest#1 person 1: “that girl over there is so perfect” person 2: “yeah totally, she’s definitely a baela”
- Barber Shop Hoe
a hoe that dresses like a man who more then likely gets her hair cut at a barber shop and not a beauty salon. “d-mn i would holla at her, but she look like a dude” “yea she just another barber shop hoe”