one who claims or -sserts that someone has done something illegal or wrong, typically without proof that this is the case.
the alleger, the one who stated the allegation, is in the next room sipping her tea all prim and proper-like.
- Ankle Muffs
when you got a females legs pushed all the way back where her ankles are beside her ears. you automatically do this when you have a chick in the hucklebuck. “girl you better stretch so i can see them ankle m-ffs! you are not going to claim you got a cramp this time.” “his phallus […]
- Autocorrect license
a reader understanding the meaning of words in a text message despite autocorrect having changed them from what the sender intended, precluding the need for clarification. there’s no need to send another text saying “-f-cking” mike, i know and give autocorrect license when you say “my ducking brother is late again” a reader understanding the […]
when the autocorrect function of a smartphone or computer continually autocorrects a word despite multiple attempts, disallowing the user to spell the word the way he/she wants, it’s spelled autocorrectly i try to say “f-cking” all the time on text, my stupid phone insists on spelling it autocorrectly “ducking”
- Backdoor Becky
when you’re hitting it from the back and the flexible girl bends around and is sucking off your nuts at the same time my nuts hurt, because my girlfriend bit my b-lls while i was giving her backdoor becky.
bacon bracelet that’s a nice baclet you got there!!