Ankle Muffs

when you got a females legs pushed all the way back where her ankles are beside her ears. you automatically do this when you have a chick in the hucklebuck.
“girl you better stretch so i can see them ankle m-ffs! you are not going to claim you got a cramp this time.”

“his phallus is too big for me to show them ankle m-ffs.”

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