Allergy Bumps


the annoying, large raised b-mps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you’re a streaker, it can be other places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. allergy b-mps itch like h-ll, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.

the average allergy b-mp is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.
mom: oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
kid(allergic to cats): it’s just allergy b-mps, i’m fine. i ran into a cat on my way home, so it’s really itchy.
mom: put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.

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