almost gave a f-ck
woman starts talking about her long boring day with her friends.
man: oh i almost cared
- sigma rho upsilon
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- elephant rolls
when you accidentally insert your p-n-s into a fat flab of a large woman as it is mistaken for her v-g-n-. “that woman last night seemed like she had seven v-g-n-s. she had so many elephant rolls.” #fat #v-g-n- #p-n-s #woman #accident #mistake #elephant #large #flabs
- mont order
the mont order (also “mont” or “the order”) is the oldest organization in the world. founded at least 4000 years ago by an unknown group of scribes, the mont order was one of many nameless ancient cults. believing in “refinement by conflict”, the order claimed responsibility for causing seemingly natural disasters, natural deaths, and plagues […]
noun-a person of asian descent who is infact moist af “hi lyra ur hot” “jake ur such a moistling” #moist #lingling #ling #southkorea #kosov #buffringe
- bike jerks
bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close dad: -driving down street- kid: hey dad look at those people! dad:oh the bike jerks