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• babes in toyland

  a metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds. old man: d-mn sonny women didn’t have booties like that back in my day. kid: what do you mean where. (while munching out on his cinnabon) old man- well young’n, you see that fine piece a […]

• Bearback

  mostly a term used by gay men to describe unprotected s-x between to men having -n-l s-x. no condom other words. occasionally used heteros as well but not often. let us do it bearback tonight -the natural feeling of my p-n-s rubbing against your insides is mind blowing. having unprotected s-x (raw, not wearing a […]

• Double Sam Switch

  switching shifts at work, with a catch. co-worker works your shift today, and you’ll work their shift tomorrow (but with no intentions of doing so, e.g. calling out “sick”), thereby getting you two off days, self-creating a week-end. “hey, where’s sam? didn’t she switch shifts with wayne?’” “eh, she called out sick.” “uh-huh, the old […]

• Struggle slut

  struggle sl-t, noun. someone whose whole claim to fame is being sl-tty but not being able to fill those urges because allegiance to other vices. billy was complaining about missing the orgy because he had to run home to watch i am cait. what a struggle sl-t.

• dirty fijian

  when you match how loud your roommates are having s-x in hopes of mutually concealing the evidence. it was my parents’ anniversary last night so i had to pull a dirty fijian

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