when something is more almost than another something.
oh well it’s almost st-patties day, but it’s almoster friday!
someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.
phil: hey how’d things go with christy last night?
sean: i almost f-ck-d her.
phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.

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