when something is more almost than another something.
oh well it’s almost st-patties day, but it’s almoster friday!
someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.
phil: hey how’d things go with christy last night?
sean: i almost f-ck-d her.
phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
- almost-todd soup
menstrual blood. used especially in reference to performing oral s-x on a woman who is menstruating (i.e., earning one’s red wings). derived from the blood’s soupy appearance. also recognizes that the menstrual material might have otherwise become a fertilized egg and one day a child (perhaps named “todd”). because my girlfriend is on her period, […]
- a louisiana
when you or your companion brings a c-ked out labrador to bed and then proceed to f-ck while the receiving partic-p-nt of the p-n-s chews a bone to make the dog jealous while it watches guy 1: “dude and then she asked if i was cool with doing ” a louisiana ” ! guy 2:”and […]
a pompous word used to describe people that once belonged to some inst-tution. i’m meeting with my fellow alumni tonight what the f-cks an alumni? someone that went to where i went then why cant you just say that you f-cktard a former student, member, employee, either male or female, of a school, college, university, […]
an -ss that’s being used as a v-g-n- would. i.e a gay man’s love c-n-l. boy, tom’s walking like he really had his behina hammered last night.
- being a lexie d
being a fat wh-r- that cheerleader was being a lexie d