alonte


a person who is smart, s-xy funny and just all around awesome. the ladies usually refer to as sweet d-ck w-lly because he’s awesome in bed…he has caused some of his s-xual partners to black out from pure pleasure, and some even start to speak portuguese…and they dont’ even know portuguese!…but don’t let the smooth taste fool ya because if you jump fly with him he’ll beat your b-tch -ss!
omg did i tell you wat happened to me last nite? i got the alonte from my husband…he f-cked me like a savage animal and i loved it!

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