an alten is an amazing girl. she makes you smile every time you see her. she is the funniest person anyone would know. she is fun, loving, caring, has a great sense of humor, and is someone you can do something stupid with and get away with it. an alten is also a girk who is amazingly beautiful. an alten is overall the most amazing girl and you will never want to let her leave your sights. to make an alten like you, you must make her smile. then you will have her heart forever.
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