Alternative Press
the best music magazine out there, referred to as ap. go to altpress.com for retailers.
yes! the mars volta is on the cover of this month’s alternative press!
a silly hipster magazine. teeny bopper hipsters like to read this magazine and feel punk. ussually around 100-130 pages of trendy scene kids making bad puns.
check out the wreak havoc! song “kids these days” for better examples.
scene kid: i just got my new alternative press in the mail! i’m so hardcore!
anyone else: you fail.
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