Alternative Root
n. (old english). a friendly member of the opposite s-x, known for their promiscuity and generosity, who can be relied upon, after an unsuccessful night chasing tail, for short-term gratification.
“mate, why are you still friends with that hayley chick? she’s so wierd.”
“don’t worry man, she’s my alternative root tonight.”
“fair.”
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